12 Questionable Fortune Cookies from the Mistake Pavilion Restaurant and Teahouse

Are today’s mistakes better than yesterday’s?
Would you make a fatal mistake on purpose if it saved the life of your loved ones?
What do you prefer, making zero mistakes or making a thousand mistakes?
Can a newborn make mistakes?
Are mistakes Instagrammable?
Is it a crime to strangle a mistake and spit on its grave?
What tools do you need to make mistakes with?
If you let go of a mistake, where does it end up?
Why did the mistake cross the road?
Is it a mistake to ask this question?
If a mistake calls, do you answer?
Is there a discount if you buy mistakes by the dozen?